SCENE: LET'S FIND OUT HOW PEOPLE WRITE MUSICALS. CHRISTIAN BORLE So I'm going to take this stack of cards naming all the songs we've written, shuffle them, toss them at a wall, and we'll do the musical in whatever order they stick. AND GRACE Well yes, that is exactly how good musicals are written. Christian Borle and Debra Messing break character and snicker. ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER (also snickering) Ha ha... Hey what are we all laughing at?